Punishment

So, I was bad today and got punished...

At work we had some left over valentine's day stuff donated from Wal-mart. They are cutesy valentine's that have chocolate hearts in them. Four hearts to be exact. Well, I was CRAVING some chocolate and thought what the heck 4 little pieces won't hurt. As you know I gave up bad things for lent, chocolate being one of them. We'll I'm finishing up my third piece when I realize the fourth is missing. I look around my desk, in the trash, on the floor. I need this fourth chocolate. Three is not enough, but four is perfect. So, I finally give up and think, "hmm whatever" and go on with my business. An hour or so goes by...
I get up to go to the restroom and see the melted chocolate mess in my seat, and can only imagine what my rear end looks like! I start laughing, because what else can you do in a situation like this? So, I look down the hall and make sure everyone is in their office so I can sneak to the bathroom to see the damage to my pants.

It's bad....real bad. I get a paper towel and get it wet then go into the handicap stall and take off the pants and start getting the chocolate off. I think I got it all off for the most part. But I'm staying firmly in my seat till 5 then running to my car in hopes no one sees my wet behind!